Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Showcasing Lisa Hainline's Creativity of Book Mock-Ups

Lisa Hainline and I have been working on the book cover for my next book "The King" in the Seventh Dimension Fantasy Series. She actually had already done the cover, but as I was writing, I realized I would have to divide the "The King" into two books. 

It's now going to be "The King - Book One" and the "The King - Book Two." We are still working on the  cover for book one. 

Lisa sent me some mock-ups for ideas, and they were so good I wanted to share them. I won't be using them, so if one strikes your fancy, let her know. You can visit her website for more ideas at:

Friday, April 11, 2014

A Taste of Friday First Chapters with Kimberley Payne and Where Life Meets Faith

 Where Life Meets Faith

Weekly devotionals for the year

Kimberley J. Payne

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All devotions were first published as “Today’s Faith” column in the Millbrook Times and Cornwall Seaway News between 2003-2007.

All inquiries should be addressed to:
Kimberley Payne
RR#3 Millbrook, ON, Canada L0A 1G0

Above all, I would like to thank and give all the glory and praise to God.
Loving thanks to my husband, Bob, and my children, Kristen and Daniel for their support and patience during my writing.
Special thanks to Jan Cox for editorial assistance, and Pastor Jamie Nelder and Roger Keyzers for biblical advice. Thanks to the members of my writing group, The Writer’s Crucible, for their advice and critique suggestions. Thanks to all my friends and family for their loving support. Any omission of credits and sources is unintentional. 

Table of Contents
Perfect Christians             
Who Am I?
God First                          
Be With God                               
Good And Bad Times                 
When In Doubt                
Neither The Present                     
At All Costs                                 
No Greater Love              
With Thanksgiving                       
True Riches                                  
Lemonade On A Hot Afternoon
God’s Purpose                             
Control Freak                               
Daytimer Daze                             
The Clock Is Ticking                    
Those Closest to Us                     
Believe, Know and Serve
Grow Where You are Planted     
God Speaks                                  
Life Is A Puzzle               
Thorn In My Side            
What’s In It For Me?                   
Tithes And Offering                    
Audible Voice                              
Dwell In His Presence                 
Judging Others                 
Christianity 101               
The Fellowship of Believers                    
God’s Word
It’s a New Year
Listen Closely
Actively Waiting
Good Samaritan   
Love your Enemies          
Does it matter?     
Planting Seeds                             
Path to Prayer
Taming the Tongue
Five Senses          
Alone But Not Lonely
Agape Love
In Spirit and Truth


I remember one night at the cottage; slumber was elusive because I was worrying about a problem. I was playing with the puzzle in my mind, spinning solutions, and repeating scenarios in my head. At the same time, a little fly had made its way into my bedroom and was buzzing around my head, distracting and annoying me. I realized that many problems are like this common housefly. The housefly is an irritant at best, buzzing around your head day or night, landing here and there, creating a tickle and disturbing your work or slumber.

That evening, I found myself tossing and turning to avoid the noise of the fly and hiding under the covers. If this kept up, I knew I would wake in the morning feeling exhausted and achy. However, if I made the effort to get up and turn on the light, I could find the pesky bug and get rid of it.

I came to the same conclusion about my problem – I needed to illuminate it. I needed to turn on the light to get rid of this ticklish issue. God is this Light. He says, “Do not worry and let Me take care of it.” The problem I was facing was just like a pesky fly. There will always be flies in my world. No matter what I do, whether I close the windows tight or wear bug spray to bed, they will be there. I need to turn on the Light before I go to bed to search them out before I am vulnerable. I need to let the Light help me. If I let all my thoughts and strength go into worrying about my problems, when will I think about God? If I am consumed with the housefly, when will I listen to the voice of God and do His work? I need to let trust be the flyswatter of my problems. God created me to enjoy life. He reminds me to look to Him for the answers instead of worrying.

That night at the cottage, I got out of bed, turned on the light, and rid myself of the pesky fly. Then I got down on my knees and prayed to God to help me with my problem. After that, I crawled back into bed, put my trust in God and did not give a second thought to my problem. It was the best sleep I had in a very long time.

May your unfailing love come to me, O LORD, your salvation according to your promise; then I will answer the one who taunts me, for I trust in your word (Psalm 119:41-42 NIV).

Perfect Christians

Her jaw dropped in utter disbelief, “You did not do that!”

I could only reply with a weak whimper, “I did.”

“No!  I mean, how could you? Well, I understand how you could, but I mean you’re a Christian!” my friend stammered.

With a red face I admitted I had made a mistake. “Christians aren’t perfect.”

Christians are not perfect. We have the same anxieties, illnesses and political struggles as non-Christians. Our children face the same temptations that other children do. We all struggle with conflicts and health concerns. Christians, too, make mistakes.

Somehow, some time ago, I assumed Christians were perfect. And to be a Christian, I assumed that you first had to be this perfect person, and then you submit to God. I have since learned that it is the other way around. You first submit, and then you aim for perfection. And perhaps perfection is even too strong a word. It should be process.

Our lives are a journey that start in infancy where we learn to hold our heads up, then to crawl, then to walk with the help of furniture. Finally, we can walk on our own. But it doesn’t stop there. We then must learn to run, to jump, and to skip. Then we add in new challenges such as riding a bike or learning to alpine ski, skate or water ski. It seems that we are continuously learning new, more exciting ways to move our bodies.

The journey of a Christian is a similar process. We all start out as infants. I, myself, am just learning to hold my head high and I am both excited and scared about what the future holds for me. I do know, however, that just as a parent will run beside a child mastering the art of riding a two-wheel bicycle, so too, will God be with us on our journey. When we fall and scrape our knees, He will be there to make it all better. He will forgive us and hold our hand as we try again and again to master the bike.When we feel that we can ride without training wheels, and we have put many miles on our bike, we can still grow in our Christian character with new challenges. It is a process. It is a journey. 

If the LORD delights in a man’s way, He makes his steps firm; though he stumble, he will not fall, for the LORD upholds him with His hand (Psalm 37:23-24 NIV).

Who Am I?

Have you ever thought, “Who am I?” Have you ever wondered, “Why am I here?”

I have. It was a question that had haunted me especially after my car accident back in the 1980s. My car was crushed in a near head-on collision, which ended in my vehicle rolling over and collapsing on the roof. By all accounts I should have died. Instead, I suffered an injury that required six operations over the course of the next two years. The memory of my injury is a constant reminder of my brush with death and a daily question mark on why I was allowed to live. 

My life continued with this question starting and ending my days, as I relentlessly pursued the answer. I thought a university degree would be the solution. Then I thought a career would provide the answer I was seeking. Both of these attempts to find my identity and a reason for my existence failed miserably. Being a rational thinker, I thought I would try it on my own, so I started a small business. This business grew and was building to be a great success, but it still did not answer my question.

Each project I had tackled, I excelled at. Each goal I had set, I achieved. But at the end of the day, as I admired the awards, the certificates, and the degrees on the wall, I still felt empty. “Who am I?” loomed heavier the harder I tried to find the answer. 

Fifteen years of searching and I had come up with nothing. I was exhausted. I had nowhere else to go and no one else to ask. It was here, in this resigned and defeated state that I realized I did not have all the answers. In an act of desperation, I looked up and asked God Himself, “Why am I here?”

He had been waiting for me to ask. In His loving patience, God had allowed me to look for the answer on my own and pursue every reason I felt that might have led me to the reason for my being. But in the end, only God, in His ultimate wisdom, had the true answer.  

The reply God fed me might be different than what He gives you. But don’t spend your limited time chasing empty reasons like I did. Don’t spend your energy looking for answers in your own strength. God has a plan and a purpose for all of us. What you need to do is spend time pursuing God and He will provide you with your identity.

Where can you start? It’s easy. Commit time to listening to God. Prayer and reading the Bible are the ways in which God communicates with us. It’s taken me many years to finally stop being who I thought I wanted to be and start being who God wants me to be.

For I know the plans I have for you, declares the LORD, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future (Jeremiah 29:11 NIV).

God First

I have a friend who planned to seek God only after he got his affairs in order. He would rather spend energy on himself and his family first. He wanted to first figure out how he was going to handle his current financial situation and get his business off the ground. These things were priority for him.

I wondered if this was right thinking. Wouldn’t it make more sense to have God on his side before he tackled these things? Wouldn’t it be better to petition the One who knows the future?

Wouldn’t it be better for him to ask God for help?

I’ve learned to seek God first instead of saying, “After this or after that, then I will.” Because there will always be a “this” and a “that”. There will always be trials – that is life. But trials without God on your side can feel stressful and exhausting. With God, the load is lighter. Having faith in Him relieves the stress. 

Once I wrote on the importance of routine and especially on keeping the habit of time with God first and foremost in my day. But then I changed my routine that very same day! That afternoon, I drove up north to present a workshop. I drove instead of walked; I visited instead of exercised. On the very day I had resolved to stick to a routine, my routine was shaken up.

However, I realized that my resolution wasn’t really to stay on track. It was to devote time to God. My resolution was to pledge my life anew to Jesus. Although my routine changed, and life threw a curve, I resolved to spend quality time with God first and foremost every single day. This I did.

On the long drive, I listened to a Christian radio station. I listened to the words and even sang along. I felt in the company of God for the whole trip. Once there, I went about my business as I had to, but for an hour in the early evening I stole away to a quiet room to read my Bible. It was refreshing.

My day was not routine. I was in a different city, eating different foods, with different people. But I felt great. I spent time with God and this alone made the difference in what could have been an anxious time. I could have stressed about the drive by myself in very wintry conditions. I could have focused on my anxiety about the important presentation the next day. Instead, I chose to focus on God.

When I look to Him, I find peace and comfort. When my day starts with God all else falls into place. I have learned not to worry about the time spent with God – it is the best-spent time of my day. I must make a conscious decision to start every day with God.

If My people, who are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray and seek My face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land (2 Chronicles 7:14 NIV).

Friday, April 4, 2014

A Taste of Friday First Chapters with Lisa Lickel and A Summer in Oakville

A Summer
in Oakville

Lisa J. Lickel and Shellie Neumeier
Black Lyon Publishing, LLC

Copyright © 2011 by LISA J. LICKEL

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This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, names, events,
organizations and conversations in this novel are either the products
of the author’s vivid imagination or are used in a fictitious way for the
purposes of this story.

ISBN-10:     1-934912-39-5
ISBN-13:   978-1-934912-39-3

Library of Congress Control Number: 2011935872

Tessa’s Story

Psalm 84:3 “Even the sparrow finds a home and the swallow a nest for herself, where she may lay her young at your altars, O Lord of hosts, my King and my God. ”

Chapter One

Contessa Marie Hasmer Murphy closed her eyes and inhaled the scents of her summer kingdom. First hay cutting—sweet and fragrant alfalfa from Janssen’s across the road—cress, and mint that she had just walked on. A cardinal’s peculiar trilling keen and artesian water bubbling from the spring a yard in front of her rock throne seemed magnified in the leafy glen. Tessa wiggled against her backrest, the channeled bark of the century oak a solid comfort behind her.

Whiny mosquito! Tessa scrunched her brows and batted the insect from her ear. She sighed and sat up. Where’s a good slave with a palm fan when you need one?

Who was she trying to kid? At age forty-eight all she’d been her whole life was a slave to her family, to Oakville. And unappreciated went her efforts to keep the family together. First, Robin. Married and moved so far away. Having grandbabies Tessa couldn’t hop in the Land Rover to visit. Skype was just not the same. Phil. Good riddance. He hadn’t thanked her for anything in the past decade anyway. Lindsay … her baby girl coming home after earning her master’s degree. But not home to mom. Home to grandma.

Tessa leaned over and plucked a small white lady slipper. Everything seemed to bloom earlier each spring. Even though she knew the flower, a member of the orchid family, had no fragrance,
she brought it to her nose, always hoping something might have changed.

Something shimmied the leaves. A muffled step? Tessa stayed still, hoping to see a doe and maybe a fawn. When a large human hand thrust aside the leaves of her willow curtain, she stiffened. Her husband Phil had been gone three months and likely wasn’t coming back. Her father was too weak to walk this far from the house.

“This is private property,” she said.

“Excuse me, ma’am,” a man’s voice called. He entered her domain despite her warning. Tessa glanced around for a weapon, a stick, something. Crime was rare in rural Oakville, Wisconsin, but that didn’t mean it was non-existent.

Hoping he was a hiker wandering off the nearby popular Ice Age hiking trail that meandered through this glacier-gouged part of the state, she asked, “Can I help you? Are you lost?”

The stranger, a young man perhaps her daughter’s age, straightened. “No, ma’am. I believe this is the Hasmer farm.”

Tessa raised a regal brow. “The house is a quarter-mile east. Do you have an appointment?” As if her father was in shape to see anyone, anyway. “Are you looking for someone?” My daughter,
maybe? Lindsay hadn’t mentioned a beau. Such a handsome fella too, with lovely wavy hair and showing buff under his off-white polo. They’d certainly make a cute couple. Already tan, must work outdoors. Huh—or played a lot of golf. Like her husband.

“I’m just out for a walk. Sorry to disturb you.”

He didn’t look in the least like he was sorry as he scanned her special hideout. Hideout? A grown woman needed a place to hide? Tessa went on the defensive and rose from the comfy rock where
she spent so many hours reading and dreaming and watching nature. “I’m Tessa Hasmer Murphy, and this is my father’s farm.” She stood in front of him and folded her arms. “Private property.”

The young man’s knowing little smile seemed to indicate introductions hadn’t been necessary. She changed her mind from her first impression. Hopefully he wasn’t here to see Lindsay. She
tilted her head to look up at him. Did he … his deeply grooved mouth sent her back a couple decades, to college, and … but no. Why bring up old dead memories now?

“Sorry again. I didn’t mean to disturb you.” He turned and left the way he’d come before she could make her lips ask for his name.

Tessa slowly turned to survey her secret place. The ambiance had been ruined. No birds called. Janssen had started spreading manure on his field.

Still clutching the lady slipper, Tessa climbed out, ready to go back to her empty house in town. She walked across a field that hadn’t been worked in ten years and was as tangled as her lonesome life.

About the author:
Lisa Lickel is a Wisconsin writer who lives with her husband in a hundred and sixty-year-old house built by a Great Lakes ship captain. Surrounded by books and dragons, she writes inspiring fiction. Her novels include mystery and romance, all with a twist of grace. She has penned short stories and radio theater, is an avid book reviewer and reader, writing mentor, freelance editor, and blogger. She loves to encourage new authors and is the editor of Creative Wisconsin magazine. Find her at

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Want to Read the Next Peretti or Dekker - Check Out Gatehaven by Molly Noble Bull

Book Review by Kathleen L. Maher

Evil has its hour, but the end of the Story reveals a Victor whose atoning sacrifice makes redemption possible. This is the central theme of the Bible, and also of this gothic tale of intrigue and wickedness in high places, and of rescue and restoration.

Rachel Shannon Aimee is the beautiful and spirited daughter of French Huguenots settled in Scotland. She has an honorable admirer in Ian Colquhoun, a minister in training. Shannon becomes the unwitting target of two conspiring men bent on evil: the young, charming Earl of Northon, and Etienne Gabeau, aka Leon Picard, a wealthy old man looking to satiate his lust for revenge against Shannon's mother for scorning Leon's advances many years ago. Ian and Shannon's brother Peter would save Shannon from a big mistake--trusting the handsome earl's sudden proposal of marriage. Their journey takes Shannon, Ian and Peter Aimee to England where the young lass is set to become the earl's bride, or perhaps meet a nefarious fate.

What transpires will send chills racing down the reader's spine, and keep them riveted on the edge of their seat, as mysteries are uncovered and evil is exposed by the light of revelation. Enemies and allies are drawn up in an epic battle of good and evil, while the plot twists and turns through narrow escapes and brushes with cultish meetings and the supernatural. So much more than entertainment, this story brings truth and balance to a cultural fascination with spiritualism. Written with skill, keen insight and wisdom, this story will please readers of Frank Peretti, Tedd Dekker, and all fans of supernatural thrillers.


Book Length: 99,000 words
ISBN: 1621364003

Gatehaven, Molly Noble Bull's Christian gothic set in Europe in 1784, won the 2013 Creation House Fiction Writing Contest while still a manuscript, and Gatehaven is the novel being featured today. However, Molly’ first two published novels were published by Zondervan. Her Zondervan novels were later reprinted and published as Promise Romances from Guideposts. Molly also sold novels to Love Inspired and Tsaba House. Westbow Press published The OvercomersChristian Authors Who Conquered Learning Disabilities, a non-fiction book she wrote with four other Christian authors. Molly owns the rights to her Zondervan romance novels now, and she will soon self- publish The Rogue’s Daughter as an e-book. Rogue is a western set on a South Texas cattle ranch in 1890.

Friday, March 28, 2014

A Taste of Friday First Chapters with William Burt and The Greenstones


BOOK IV in the “King of the Trees” series

By William D. Burt

© 2003 by William D. Burt. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America
Cover by Terri L. Lahr.
Illustrations by Becky Miller and Terri L. Lahr.
Packaged by WinePress Publishing, P.O. Box 428, Enumclaw, WA 98022. The views expressed or implied in this work do not necessarily reflect those of WinePress Publishing. The author is ultimately responsible for the design, content and editorial accuracy of this work.
No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any way by any means—electronic, mechanical, photocopy, recording, or otherwise—without the prior permission of the copyright holder, except as provided by USA copyright law.
All Scriptures are taken from the New American Standard Bible, © 1960, 1963, 1968, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1975, 1977 by The Lockman Foundation. Used by permission.
ISBN 1-57921-671-4
Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 2003105406

For all who long for love.

“God sees not as man sees, for man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart.” 1 Samuel 16:7b (NASB)


 dozen butter rolls, you say? Coming right up. Pardon my fingers; they’re a bit greasy. That’ll be five gilders. Oh, please close the door, won’t you? The snow blows in, and that’s bad for rising bread. No, I’ve never seen a colder Yuletide, either. Dall? Dall! Drat that boy; he’s never around when I need him. At times, having an apprentice is more trouble than it’s worth. Still, he’s just a lad. I must remember to buy him a toy dragon for Yuletide. He loves dragons. The woodcarvers here in Beechtown turn out some fair imitations, but they’re nothing like the real thing, believe me. Dall won’t know the difference, bless him.
I was once like him—blind as a bat and bitter at the world. By all rights, I should have drowned or hanged or fallen prey to the dragon long ere now. Dall! Where are you? I’ll have to knead out the bread myself. Yes, it’s tiring work, but I’ve got good hands, smooth and strong, and they do my bidding well. Nowadays, I need several more pairs. I did once, you know—not hands, but something better. That was in my Greenie days. Still and all, my eyes—and Gaelathane—were well worth the trade.
What’s that? You haven’t heard about the dragon and the green men? It’s quite a tale. Most folks think I made it up. The brewery boys know better. Have a mug of mulled cider while I tell you my story. You might say I owe my life to . . . Hoppy.

Chapter 1: Hoppy

 am afraid your father isn’t coming back.”
Merryn jumped up, overturning a metal pan filled with curling quince peelings. They poured out like faded yellow rose petals, the color of her mother Milly’s wispy hair. A plump woman with a pinched face, Milly was cutting up the cellar’s last few shriveled quinces into a pot that plop-plopped on the stove, steaming the windows and filling the roomy kitchen with a spicy aroma.
“Why not?” Merryn asked. “Doesn’t he love us anymore?” Tears fell from Milly’s red-rimmed eyes into the pot. “No, Hoppy, it’s not that. Something’s happened to him. He should have returned from his river voyage weeks ago.”
Merryn blinked back her own tears. It seemed ages since Beechtown’s brewmaster had found her wandering wounded and witless in a hop field. Hoppy, he had called her until he and his wife settled on “Merryn” as more dignified, but the nickname had stuck. “Hoppy” she would always be to her family and friends, although the townsfolk preferred a crueler version.
She plopped back on the floor and began chewing a quince peeling. In March, her father Hamlin had left for the North Country with a boatload of ale. Ordinarily, the trip took about a week. He always returned from his travels with knickknacks for Merryn and her brother Emory, such as wooden soldiers, sailboats, spin-tops and shiny porcelain dolls with eyes that blinked.
Now March had bowed to April, and no barge or boat had yet brought news of Hamlin son of Harmon from upriver. To ease the waiting, Merryn had busied herself with errands at the brewery. All the same, she often awoke mornings to a damp pillow. Each night, she saw her handsome, hazel-eyed father stepping onto the dock, his arms open to greet her. As she ran to him, though, he vanished like the Foamwater’s fogs after a summer’s sunrise.
Merryn’s mother was stirring the bubbling quince sauce with an old wooden spoon. “There’s no sense moping about the house and eating those quince peelings,” she said huskily. “Here—” She fished in her apron pocket and handed Merryn a couple of shiny copper coins. “Take these and buy us some rye bread. The darker the better. I suspect Baker Wornick is lacing the white loaves with sawdust again, just to pinch a few gilders. I threw a loaf on the fire yesterday and it burned like a stick of wood.”
“But Mother—” Merryn protested.
“No ‘buts,’” said Milly firmly. “Just cover yourself well, and don’t dilly-dally. You’ll be back in less time than it takes Old Tom to drain his pint of ale.” Old Tom was a one-eyed carpenter fond of spirits, pipe-smoking and darts, in that order. Rumor had it that he also supplied Baker Wornick with alder sawdust.
Sighing, Merryn took down her red long-sleeved smock and blue scarf from the clothes tree in the hallway. After arranging the smock and scarf to cover her arms, neck and face, she studied herself in the hall mirror to be sure only her eyes were showing. Then she slipped out the back door and followed the pebbled path bordering the garden, where only a few hardy kale plants had survived the winter. Merryn could hardly wait for warmer weather to arrive, when she would plunge her arms into the black earth, bringing out cabbages and cucumbers; onions and radishes; sunflowers and squash. “If Hoppy can’t grow it, then it’s not worth growing,” Hamlin had often boasted, and it was true. Everyone knew Merryn had a green thumb. Perhaps if that was all she had, people would learn in time to accept her.
Her father’s brewery stood at the back beside a stream-cut ravine, soaking up the wan April sunshine. She loved the yeasty smell that sweated out of the rambling, slate-roofed building, although she couldn’t understand why anyone would drink the bitter stuff fermenting in the wooden vats inside. Skirting the brewery, she nimbly climbed down into the ravine.
One of the last wild, wooded refuges left in bustling Beechtown, this secluded valley with its alder-lined stream was Merryn’s private retreat from the world’s prying eyes. Here in birdsinging, rock-rimmed solitude, she could bare her sun-starved skin to the open air without fear of ridicule.
Removing her scarf and rolling up her sleeves, she gazed into the stream, whose kindly waters washed away all her imperfections, leaving only a sweet, rippling face hung with brown curls. Then a necklace of water weeds swirled up, spoiling the fairytale reflection. Framed in green, her face still looked oddly right.
Beside the stream sat Merryn’s saddle-topped “sitting rock.” Under its base in a natural cavity lay her most precious possession. She was about to remove it when a twig snapped and the undergrowth rustled. “Is that you, Emory?” she called out.
Wearing a sheepish grin under his mop of wheat-colored hair, her younger brother emerged from the bushes. At least, she assumed he was younger. Not even Merryn knew how old she was. As nearly as anyone could guess, she was a rather tall eleven or twelve to Emory’s very short nine. She felt much older.
“Thought I’d find you here,” he said. “Will you buy me something sweet at the bakery?” He stared at her exposed neck and arms, and she self-consciously rearranged her scarf and smock to cover them. Even here, it seemed, she had no privacy.
“Oh, very well,” she said. “Please don’t tell Mum I was down here. She thinks I dawdle enough as it is. She doesn’t understand what it’s like being me. You understand, don’t you, Emory?”
Emory gazed at her with wide, blank blue eyes. Then he ambled back the way he had come. Merryn felt a pang of compassion for him. He had endured much for her sake. None of his friends would come near his home, and the older boys often taunted him on her account. A tear coursed down her cheek.
Quietly creeping up the ravine, she reached the stream’s source, a spring gurgling cheerfully out of a rockfall. Merryn clambered over the boulders, straightened her scarf and shift and darted between two old brick houses bordering the square. Though the spring market was still weeks away, men were already at work sprucing up the place. Cutting across the square, Merryn had Baker’s Street in sight when she heard shouts.
“Hey, Scabby! Wait for us! We want to talk with you!”
Merryn broke into a run, but before she could escape, her tormentors swiftly surrounded her. Their ringleader, a swaggering ne’er-do-well named Ort, stepped up to her and jabbed her stomach with a stick. She gasped in pain and doubled over.
“Just as ugly as ever,” Ort sneered, his upper lip curling under a broken nose. “I’m surprised yer keepers let you out of the house. What happened? Did you break all yer mama’s mirrors looking into them and now ye’re gonna have to buy her new ones?” The other boys snickered and elbowed one other.
“Leave me alone,” said Merryn sullenly. Her eyes scoured the square, but no one seemed to notice her plight.
“You’re sick, Scabby,” Ort said, hooding his flinty eyes. “You should lie down.” He shoved Merryn backward just as another boy dropped to his hands and knees behind her.
Losing her balance, Merryn fell back and cracked her head on the cobbles. Fuzzy stars floated before her eyes. She had hardly caught her breath when the boys began kicking her in the face and ribs and beating her with sticks. She curled into a ball.
Whack! Slap! Merryn braced herself for the next blow, but it never came. She lowered her arms and opened a slitted eye. A pair of mud- spattered, green-cloaked legs stood before her. The legs squatted and a young man’s pleasant face peered at her. “Those rascals are gone now. May I help you up?”
Merryn numbly nodded and took her rescuer’s proffered arm. Once on her feet, she realized her scarf had been torn off in the scuffle. Never had she appeared in public without it. Burning with shame, she covered her face and neck with both hands.
“I believe this is yours,” said the young man. He picked up a filthy rag that had been ground into the cobbles and handed it to her. After all that she had endured, the sight of her trampled scarf was too much to bear, and Merryn burst into tears.
“I’m sorry I wasn’t here earlier,” the stranger said. “For some reason, Beechtown has more than its share of street toughs. I’ve run afoul of them myself once or twice. Are you hurt?”
Merryn wiped her eyes on her sleeve. “No, I—I’m fine,” she lied. Her body ached all over from the beating. “Thank you for helping me. What is your name, if I may ask?”
“Timothy,” replied the stranger with a smile. “My parents live south of town. Why were those boys kicking you just now?”
“They don’t like my looks,” Merryn said miserably, her eyes flooding again. “Nobody does. That’s why I cover myself.” As she tied the tattered scarf around her head, Timothy regarded her with a mixture of amusement and sympathy. Then he gently removed the scarf, rolled it up and dropped it into her hand.
“I think you look better without it,” he said.
Merryn stared at him, hardly believing what she had heard. Most people recoiled in disgust from her uncovered face. Then her gaze flitted around the square. Except for the workmen, it was vacant. “What happened to those bullies?” she asked.
Timothy drew back his cloak. A short sword in a jeweled scabbard was strapped to his hip. “They won’t come around here again for a while,” he said. “I gave them the flat of my sword.” He burst out laughing. “Let’s go visit some shops. I’m hungry!”
Ignoring the frank stares and scowls of passers-by, Merryn took Timothy to the bakery, where she bought two loaves of dark rye and some gingerbread for Emory. Timothy settled on a bag of sticky buns, which he shared with Merryn.
As the portly, flour-dusted baker bagged up their purchases, he remarked, “Have you heard the latest news on the river?”
Timothy stopped chewing on a bun. “What news?”
Wornick leaned over the counter, his sweat-limp hair plastered down. “Yesterday, a boat floated into town w’ nary a soul aboard. Some vittles was missin’—spuds, bacon and mutton—but all the clothes and valuables was left. It ain’t th’ first time, either.”
“Sounds like the crew jumped ship,” Timothy offered.
Wornick snorted. “With all their supper laid out? There was leaves everywhere, too. Nobody knows what to make of it.”
Thanking the baker, the pair returned to the square, where the sun-warmed cobbles were steaming like stony buns straight from the oven. Then a stiff wind sprang up and the daylight dimmed as ominous gray clouds streamed down from the Tartellans.
“I suppose I should be going,” said Timothy.
“Please don’t!” Merryn begged him. She trembled. Could she trust this young man with his easy manner and ready sword? “I want to show you something,” she ended lamely.
“Really? What’s that?” Timothy asked, arching an eyebrow.
“It’s a secret. That’s why I have to show you.” Without waiting for Timothy’s answer, Merryn dragged him down into the dell to her sitting rock and reached under it. Her treasure was gone.

Friday, March 21, 2014

A Taste of Friday First Chapters with Jo Grafford and Breaking Ties

By Jo Grafford

October 2013


Sometimes murder isn't messy, up-close, and personal as many people imagine it to be. Sometimes it is distant and impersonal – as simple as crossing a line through a name on a sheet of paper. Or one hundred and fifteen names in our case.

Chapter One – Leaving

Portsmouth, England, April 26, 1587
"Yer bum's hanging out the window, Rose!" My brother banged his empty mug on the inn table. He ran both hands through his hair, as red as my own, standing each flaming lock on end.
My lips turned up despite the heaviness in my chest. It felt good to hear him lapse into the Gaelic brogue of our childhood. "Och, Donnen!" I reached across the table to clasp his large hands and grimaced at the stench of salmon and sweat hanging in the air. "I dinna bring you here to quarrel. 'Tis my first offer of employment in weeks."
I dared not share my other reason for leaving.
"Nay, ye can stay with me till ye find a different job. Crossing the Atlantic unwed is bad enough, but these—" He shook my upraised palms. "—are ink stains. Blast it all, yer a clerk, not a sailor."
"Indeed?" Saints alive, he acted as if I were still twelve instead of eighteen. "Well, good news. I shall be accompanied by other women – whole families of people, for that matter – and 'tis a clerk they need."
"Only because—" Donnen glanced around the room and lowered his voice. "—Only because the other employees are abandoning their posts right and left." His glare was fierce. "Rumor has it, yer entire fleet of ships is bound straight for Davy’s Locker. I don't suppose that came up during the bloomin' interview?"
I held his gaze evenly. "Aye, Madam Dare mentioned some difficulty in recruiting new colonists. ‘Tis not every person ye run across who wishes to leave house and home and take all they possess to the other side of the world." I withdrew my hands from his and clasped them in my lap. "Nevertheless, our ship leaves in an hour, and I fully intend to be on it. If ye have something else to say…"
"Where do I begin?" Donnen shook his head in disgust. "'Pon my honor, the entire venture is cursed." He spoke of land to be gained in the New World, sabotage, and blood money. I beheld him with growing concern as he raved like a man deep in his cups though he nursed only his first pint of ale. Come to think of it, his hands cradling the mug should have been more callused, more scarred. Did he not serve as a groom, after all, on a nobleman's estate in London?
Truth is, I did not much care if he was right or wrong. I just wanted away from London, away from every reminder of what I had lost. The option of moving back to the tenant farm held little appeal. As greatly as I missed them, I did not wish to burden my family with one more mouth to feed and would no longer be of much use in the fields anyway. Living amongst educated and genteel folk these past few years had made me too soft.
We left the tavern and strolled along the busy Portsmouth wharves, but Donnen was not in the mood for sightseeing. Ignoring the cries of the hawkers, he spared not a glance at the graceful seabirds circling overhead. Instead he alternated between lecturing and cajoling the entire way. I tightened my grip on his arm as we neared our destination.
"Ye'll give me one good reason at least." He led me onto the pier and faced me squarely. I resisted the urge to lay my face against his broad chest and weep. I did not wish for him to become embroiled in my affairs. A giant of a man, he would insist on defending my honor, but nothing good would come of a dual. If Donnen won, he would be charged with the murder of a nobleman. If he lost…
A horn sounded from the ship. I threw my arms around him.
I felt his quick intake of breath and drew back to place a finger over his lips before he could say more. "I do what I must."
Certain I would never see him again, my eyes misted as his expression seared itself into my memory — the grim set to his mouth, the deep-seated concern in his eyes that shared the same shade of green as mine. He nodded and raised his jaw, finally accepting my resolve to leave. Either that or he knew I could be as stubborn as he, once my mind was set.
"Give Mum, Da…" My breath hitched, "and our brothers my love." I dared not say more for fear of breaking down altogether. I boarded without looking back.
A tall, reed-thin man looked down his nose at me at the top of the gangway. "Your name, miss?"
I gulped and straightened to my full height, which was approximately eye-level with his chin. "I am Rose Payne, sir, the new ship's clerk."
His brow furrowed. One hand darted for spectacles hanging from a ribbon at his side. He polished them against black knee breeches and raised them to peer more closely at me. He grunted and turned his attention to the half-rolled parchment in his hand. I worried my lower lip between my teeth as precious seconds ticked away. Sweet Mary, please help him find my name on the list. I need this job. I dared not make the sign of the cross as I prayed. Such Catholic rituals were heavily frowned upon now that the queen had replaced the pope as Supreme Governor over the new and reformed Church of England.
The man lowered his spectacles at last. "You are to report to Lady Dare."  His lips pursed as if tasting something sour, but his voice was not unkind.
Relieved, I stumbled my way onto the ship across rigging and cables.
"Step smartly there, miss," he called after me.
Unsure of my new employer's whereabouts, I stepped further into the hum of activity. I seemed to be standing in the belly of the ship. Sailors swarmed like ants over a smaller deck in the bow overlooking the water. Squinting against the sunlight, I spied a pair of rowboats at center deck. One bore a half dozen bleating sheep. The other was lashed face down to the planking. I pivoted slowly. Another pair of decks rose like large steps to form the stern of the ship.
The tallest woman I'd ever seen stalked up the gangway in a gown the color of river mud. She wore an arched brim hat tipped low on her forehead and sturdy men's boots. A flintlock rested against her shoulder and unpinned hair trailed down her bodice in a loose braid. I followed her progress across deck until another passenger trod on my toes. I yelped and glanced down to ensure my thin leather uppers were still intact. My shoes were in desperate need of a cobbler's attention.
The ship's horn sounded again. I watched in a daze as the fanfare commenced for launching. A dozen or so gentlemen stood at the railing with arms about their wives, waving to family and friends on shore. A pair of lads scampered past me, an enormous barking mastiff at their heels. I hastily drew back my skirts.
Crewmen slithered like lightening up and down the shrouds. The men below echoed every command shouted above. Then the shouting ceased, and their voices swelled in a singsong chant. Burly men pressed their shoulders against the spokes of a horizontal wheel, lunging forward to the rhythm of the shanty. The anchor came into view dripping water and seaweed. Large canvas sails billowed downward. The sailors' hands flew to pull them taut and fasten them into place as they hoisted us into full sail.
Oh farewell to thee, my Mary
A thousand times adieu
I'm bound to cross the ocean, girl
Once more to part from you
Once more to part from you, fine girl!
Our sails caught the wind. We slowly picked up speed. I tasted the bitter thrill of success as the coastline grew smaller. I was leaving with little more than my integrity and the clothes on my back. Donnen would give our parents my love, and they could continue working on the tenant farm — none the wiser about my true reason for leaving. Da would be proud that his only daughter had ventured off to the see the world after, of course, he got over his rage for my failure to travel home and bid them adieu in person. Alas, I’d not had the time to pay them one last visit.
I blinked back tears. I would begin a new chapter wherever we landed. It was almost too simple.
My interview had been a hasty event three days earlier. Lady Dare had not batted an eye when I declared my sudden interest in becoming a colonist. Nor had she asked for a letter of reference. The only emotion on her plain features was relief at my willingness to hire on as the ship's clerk. Apparently the last one had abandoned his post, giving neither advance notice nor an explanation.
The sailors' voices pulsed louder from the exertion they poured into their work.
Now when we're homeward bound, my dear,
I'll bring you silks galore.
I'll bring you jewels an' rings an' things
An' ye won't wear the weeds no more!
I did not vie for a place at the crowded railing but stood beneath the main mast, gripping my black travel bag. Portsmouth Harbor disappeared all the sooner for my blurred vision. Some of the tension oozed from my shoulders, but I was too numb to feel much of anything else. Back in London, I'd lived a fairy tale right up to, but not including, the happy ending. The familiar burn spread low in my belly. Perhaps in time we would sail far enough to escape the pain.
According to my employer, it would take six weeks to cross the Atlantic. We were the first English women to make this trip. Not expecting to get this far without a letter of reference, I had not bothered asking questions. Our mission was to set up the first permanent English colony along the coast of the Chesapeake Bay. She briefly mentioned trading with the natives and exporting timber back to England, but I had not paid much attention to the details.
Thinking of Eleanor Dare reminded me it was high time to report to her. I squared my shoulders and picked my way carefully across the cluttered deck. The ship lurched beneath me, forcing me to reach for the railing. My stomach clenched in protest. I took several deep, steadying breaths. It was then I first noticed him.
He stood at the railing several paces down from me, his eyes fixed on the water. He was no Englishman, to be sure, with skin burnished a rich shade of copper. There was quite a lot of it to see since he was shirtless. I swallowed a gasp and glanced around, but no one else appeared to be paying him any mind. Puzzled, I continued to watch the stranger from beneath my lashes.
Unlike my closely shorn countrymen, he wore his raven hair plaited into two sleek tails. Massive arms folded over a chest, harder and more corded with muscle than any field laborer I'd ever seen. His upper arm boasted a black bear-claw tattoo. Clad in a pair of buckskins, he stood barefoot, legs braced against the rocking of the ship. He stood motionless for so long I wondered if he was real. As if in response to my unspoken question, his chest rose and fell sharply.
He turned his head swiftly and caught me staring. I flushed but did not immediately lower my gaze, too stunned by his exotic beauty. His face was all hard angles from broad forehead to high cheekbones down to a squared off jaw, with lips chiseled into a stoic line.
Unease rippled through me, but I could not tear my eyes from his. Dark and rich like well-aged whiskey, they pooled with a surprising mixture of curiosity and contempt. He examined me as closely as I examined him.
I forced a tentative smile, wondering if he was a member of the sailing crew, but his cold, unblinking stare did not waver. My cheeks heated, and I returned my gaze to the water. Perhaps it was improper to greet the sailors. To be sure, they seemed to scurry about their tasks without taking any notice of us. The next time I looked up, the man was gone.


My exultation at fleeing London waned by nightfall, for I discovered I was a poor sailor. Our first meal of dry bread and salted meats did not settle well, nor did the next meal. Accustomed to fresh fruits and vegetables from the country, I heaved the contents of my belly over the railing. However nausea still tightened my belly each time the ship rode down a swell.
The first night, I lay awake listening to the snores and mumbles of five cabin mates. Though crowded, it certainly made sense to bunk the unmarried women together. Moonlight poured through the portholes and a pair of overhead grates, revealing a cabin only as long as our six straw mattresses pressed side to side. Our baggage was stacked at the head of each mattress, leaving the narrowest of walkways at our feet.
Three weeks dragged past in a blur of exhaustion and seasickness. I perched on the edge of my mattress one evening, drawing a comb shakily through my waist-length tresses. No stranger to hard times, I knew I needed to find a way to keep my food down else my chances of survival were bleak.
"You should visit the good Dr. Jones."
My hands stilled, for I'd not spoken my thoughts aloud. I glanced up at Margaret Lawrence, whose mattress lay betwixt the wall and mine. I was surprised she had spoken, for she was not one to indulge in chitchat. She hung her day gown on a hook and pulled on a night rail with quick, efficient movements.
"You are falling ill." It sounded like an accusation.
"I am fine," I mumbled, "just unaccustomed to sailing."
"As you will." Her lips thinned. "'Tis your own hide." She stretched out on the straw mattress with her back to me.
Emme Merrimouth on my other side displayed her dimples, which was particularly disconcerting given she was asleep. I studied her round, friendly face in the moonlight. Did she ever quit smiling?
Across the room, two other women spoke in hushed tones. Hardly in the frame of mind to socialize, I’d spoken little to my cabin mates beyond basic introductions. However, I possessed an uncanny gift for details and easily recalled the silvery-haired one was Helen Pierce, a widow. Her companion was Agnes Wood, a tiny, doll-like creature who pronounced her name "Annis." She ground something in a mortar with her pestle. The scent of rosemary filled the room.
The door flew open to admit our sixth cabin mate. The manly woman I'd seen on the first day stooped to enter. She and I had yet to speak directly, but I'd learned her name was Jane Mannering. She ignored us as she undressed, removing the well-worn leather boots first. She withdrew not one, but three knives from her person before flopping down onto the mattress. Nay, a fourth one slid into her palm when she unbraided her hair to brush it. Sheathed in the tiniest scabbard I'd ever seen, its ornate handle easily doubled as a decorative hairpin. What a bizarre woman! As far as I could tell, she was better armed than most of the men.


I scrambled into my gown at first dawn. Jane was already gone, her bed neatly made up. The others still slept. Determined to be gone before the others arose, I plaited my hair and wound it around my head. Punching in a handful of pins, I tied on a voluminous bonnet, effectively shielding my fiery red and gold hair from view. There was simply no way to move about unnoticed with hair the color of mine, and I found myself desiring solitude above anything else as of late. I needed time to recover from the blow of my recent breakup, to ponder how I’d ever allowed myself to become beguiled into believing myself to be secretly engaged to the duke’s son, and to grieve over the loss of him whether he deserved it or not.
My stomach rolled at the thought of another breakfast of tasteless gruel. Longing for fresh bread and a tankard of milk, I snatched up the tools of my trade – pen, ink bottle, and ledgers – then hurried above deck to wash my face and hands in one of the rainwater boxes lashed outside the railing. I hoped mightily that today we would receive our occasional ration of citrus fruit to stave off scurvy. However, it was not to be. I waved away the watery gruel to the delight of the young sailor on duty. Mayhap it meant a double serving for him. He needed it, for he was thinner than me.
Downing my ration of ale, I ignored the hunger pains by counting paces as I traversed the widest section of the deck. Twenty feet. I eyed the length of the ship in both directions and estimated it to be at least a hundred feet from bow to stern. A passenger at the rail caught my eye and waved.
I glanced about nervously, but no one else acknowledged his greeting. Doffing a top hat, he bowed low. His white-blond hair glinted in the sunlight. I clutched my ledgers tighter and bobbed a curtsey. He clapped on his hat and headed my way with purpose in his step. I ducked my head and pretended not to notice as I hurried toward the stairs.


We sailed on the Lyon. The largest of our three ships, it carried most of the colonists, including all seventeen women and nine children. The only ship in our fleet with an actual kitchen, the Lyon also stored most of our victuals. Our second rig was a flyboat. Christened the Roebuck, it bore our heaviest pieces of furniture, farm plows, and enough weaponry to arm a modest-sized fort. Our third craft was the Swallow. Small and light like its namesake, it would ferry us over the last few miles of shoaling waves to our rendezvous point at Roanoke Island. All of this I knew because I maintained the company ledgers for the City of Raleigh.
I hurried past the main level containing our cabins, library, sickbay, and kitchen and descended the second set of stairs two at a time to the central storage room. I was settling into a routine. I spent the bulk of my mornings inventorying crates and barrels stacked floor-to-ceiling atop large wooden platforms called gantries. In the afternoons, I studied the numbers, made projections, and compiled reports. Familiar now with every damp and shadowy compartment in the hull, I came up for little more than meals and an occasional breather when the temperatures grew too stifling to bear.
Inside the storage room, I stacked the ledgers on a narrow trestle table I'd claimed as my desk and pulled the first one toward me. Just enough light filtered through the portholes for me to read the last entry. Perched atop a barrel, I unstopped the ink well and dipped my pen. Perhaps if I continued to cram my head with a constant flow of numbers, it would keep the darker, more painful thoughts at bay.
"Pardon, miss." A snowy-bearded figure stepped into the room, chisel in hand. My lips twitched. With an oversized belly and arms too long for his squat frame, he resembled a gnome. A grizzled man of uncertain years stooped to enter behind him. Black stains streaked the pot he carried. The scent of tar filled the air.
"Name's Chap," the bearded one bellowed. I winced at the volume. He began tapping on the paneled walls with the blunt end of his chisel. "I be the ship's carpenter. This no good critter's Brocky, the caulker." He stopped to wipe his plump face on a sleeve. "Who might ye be, miss?"
"Me? I am… er… Rose Payne, the new clerk."
"Ah." He squatted behind a stack of crates. His voice sounded muffled. "A woman workin' down here all alone, eh? In the belly of the whale, so ter speak." He peered over a crate at me. "Can't say we be mindin' the extra comp'ny." He leered at Brocky.
I resisted the urge to groan. Though a bit rougher in appearance, they were not much different than the droves of groomsmen employed by the lords of London ever seeking to pull a willing wench into a corner for a quick tickle and squeeze.
I forced a smile. "What are ye gentlemen about on such a fine morning?"
"Lookin' fer leaks. Pluggin' 'em with tar. Hammerin' loose nails. Keepin' this brig in ship-shape so she stays on top o' the water."
"Ye do a marvelous job." I dipped my pen and wrote today's date in the ledger. "For I've seen nary a leak thus far."
Chap shifted one of the crates for better access. A dark shadow shot from beneath it. Without thinking, I whipped out a dagger, aimed and flung.
Brocky snapped to his feet, bumping his head smartly against the crossbeam. He snarled out a string of expletives. Eyeing him cautiously, I bent to retrieve my blade.
"Pray pardon me," I said when he paused to suck in a pained breath, "'Twas only a bug." I unpinned the knife from the floor and held it up. A cockroach wriggled on its tip. Its size rivaled a small mouse. I shivered. "Faith, but ye grow them big down here."
Brocky rubbed his pate eyes round as saucers.
Chap clapped him on the shoulder. "Ye best tell the lads to chaffer up and walk smart aroun' 'ere." He guffawed and slapped his knee. "Aye, she's a born crusher if I ever did see one!" Both men eyed me with new respect.
"'Tis nothing, really." Uncomfortable beneath their admiring stares, I pushed open a porthole to scrape the bug from my knife. "'Twas a crop-tending chore. My brothers and I, we had to keep the fields clear of vermin if we wanted anything left to eat come harvest time." However, it was more than that. I'd grown weary of their merciless teasing and practiced many extra hours to perfect my aim.
I made a show of returning to my work, frowning over the columns and whispering a few numbers to myself, but Chap did not take the hint. He proceeded to prattle endlessly about the design of the ship as one would a favorite son.
"She's clinker built." He tapped matter-of-factly on the overlapping planks forming the walls. "And in tip-top shape."
"Aye, thanks to your vigilance."
A pair of cavalier boots stepped into view. My gaze travelled upwards to the finely crafted cloak of navy silk and settled on his face. It was the blond man who had bowed to me on deck.
"At last I find your lair." Eyes of lightening blue swept over me and my tools of trade. "I hoped to speak with you earlier, but you seemed in quite the hurry."
"My lord," Chap and Brocky murmured, stumbling to their feet.
He waved them away. "Carry on, good men. I came to make the lady's acquaintance." He smiled, flashing a set of white teeth. "Pray do not rise. We shall converse while you work, Mistress Payne."
I frowned, unable to recall a previous introduction.
"You are surprised to hear me speak your name. Perhaps you will be less surprised when you hear mine. Christopher Cooper, at your service." He bowed low before my desk.
His name sounded familiar indeed. I stood, ignoring his protests, and curtsied. A clergyman by trade, Reverend Cooper served on the governing board for the City of Raleigh. Along with eleven others, he reported directly to the governor and held the title of Assistant.
"Please be seated. 'Tis awkward to stand on ceremony, surrounded as we are by barrels of salted beef and dried currants."
"As ye will, my lord." I fought a wave of nausea at the mention of meat.
"Please call me Christopher."
I stared, shocked. Although the surname of Cooper sounded strangely out of place for a man of his elevated lineage, company records stated he was nobly born, a member of the 3rd Baron of Kent's household.
"Oh come now, Mistress Payne. At three and twenty, I cannot be much older than you."
"My lord—"
"Christopher. I insist. I am but a younger son and highly doubt my eldest brother's barony will carry any weight in the New World."
I stiffened. His brother's barony would carry plenty of weight aboard our ship. I would not risk my newfound position with such a gross lapse of propriety. Furthermore, I had no desire to travel the path again where those sorts of familiarities led. I stared at the pen I held suspended. Perhaps silence would send him on his way.
He chuckled. "You will grow accustomed to our informal ways in due time.” He cocked his head. “I must admit the sight of you satisfies a burning curiosity."
I looked up in alarm.
He smiled as if enjoying a private joke. "I have wanted to pursue your acquaintance since the day we set sail. Poor John Sampson nearly broke a leg in his haste to report how he had allowed you aboard against his better judgment. Pray tell me how you have managed to keep yourself scarce in the wake of all the mayhem you created above stairs?"
I frowned at the strange turn of conversation. "What? Me, sir? Perhaps ye have mistaken me for another."
"Not at all, Mistress Payne. According to my fellow Assistants, you are the one at fault for turning out to be a woman."
"Oh?" I had no idea of what he spoke. Perplexed, I narrowed my gaze upon Assistant Cooper. Sometimes appearances were deceiving. Perhaps inside he was not as sane as his cultured accent and finely crafted garments suggested.
"Ah, Mistress Payne, your thoughts are delightfully transparent. I will explain. The board thought they voted for a man, you see, when they approved Eleanor's hiring of a certain R. Payne into the position of company clerk."
Nay, I did not see how such a mistake could be possible. I'd made no effort to hide my gender during the interview. Consternation tightened my throat.
His eyes glinted with amusement. "Ah, this is priceless on so many levels. The board is in a quandary. We hired a lass by accident, but so far you have failed to give us cause to let you go. We have scrutinized every inch of your reports to no avail." He rapped his knuckles on the table for emphasis. "Alas, the computations are impeccable."
"Oh, dear," I murmured, uncertain if he sympathized with my plight or mocked me. I laid down the pen and clasped my hands in my lap. What a grievous mix up, but surely they did not expect an apology. "Be assured, my lord, I shall never give ye reason to regret your vote in hiring me."
His smile was blinding in a blond demigod sort of way. Unfortunately, I no longer trusted demigods.
"Too late," he said beneath his breath.
"'I was, er, just saying 'tis far too late, at any cost, to send you back from whence you came."
"How comforting," I whispered.
"Priceless," he repeated, shaking his head. The smile was replaced with keen speculation as he took his leave in a swirl of navy silk.

Author Bio:
Jo is mega reader of many genres and an award-winning author at Astraea Press who loves to indulge in marathon showings of CSI, NCIS, and Castle. From St. Louis, Missouri, she holds an M.B.A. and has served as a banker, college finance instructor, and high school business teacher. She is a PRO member of Romance Writers of America and From the Heart Romance Writers RWA Chapter. The mother of three children and the wife of a soldier, she serves as a literacy volunteer for elementary school students.